Mentally Spicy Crewneck Sweatshirt

Feeling a little offbeat today? A dash unhinged? Just the right amount of emotionally overcooked? Perfect—this is your uniform now.

Introducing the "Mentally Spicy" crewneck: the coziest way to warn people that your brain is seasoned with a generous blend of overthinking, existential dread, and just a pinch of ✨chaotic energy✨.

Crafted in a neutral gray that says "I'm totally fine" while the text screams "run while you still can," this sweatshirt is your go-to for therapy sessions, grocery store meltdowns, or just spiraling in style.

Features:

• Soft enough to cradle your anxiety

• Unisex fit, because breakdowns don’t discriminate

• Pre-shrunk, unlike your will to socialize

• "Mentally Spicy" print in clean, bold lettering to remind the world you're not unstable—just flavorfully unpredictable

Wear it. Embrace it. Be the spice in a world full of plain oatmeal.